grammatically & syntactically correct sentences I thought I'd never say.

"Please don't putt food on your nipples."
(as owen placed salmon on his nipples at dinner.)

Dan convinced me this needs a post: 2 days ago, I told Owen "Please don't puyt food on your nipples."

Somewhere in the 6-9 months range ago, I also said,
"Owen, please don't touch your hiney hole."

Random Mommy Tip: Changing Diapers

Don't have a changing pad? Don't want to put your kid on the public changing table? Use the paper toilet seat covers. They are a bit crinkly, but 2 work well to cover the changing area.